Andrea and I work in the vicinity of the Mary Poppins show on Broadway. Nothing has ever scared me about that play or the movie except for the hoards of dumb people I have to walk through every matinee Wednesday.
Thanks to a little extra youtube time (our boss is on vacation in Europe), I came across a trailer for the original Mary Poppins. Only the creator made the 1964 family movie look like a horror flick. I never want to watch it again.