For some reason, People en Espanol decided to photograph today's "stars" as legendary Hollywood film stars for the magazine's "Most Beautiful People" issue. First up, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker dressed as Audrey Hepburn. Why photographers continue to transform Audrey into B-List trash is beyond us. This madness needs to stop.
Ed. Note: Alternate headline should read, "You're Ass is Too Big to Do This Shoot, Sorry."